Lindsay Lohan
So, what's a girl to do to keep from getting bored during six weeks in rehab? If the girl is Lindsay Lohan, she supposedly got her jollies by parading around naked for the male patients and staff. Lindsay was allegedly overheard bragging about her nude romps at Allegra Versace's birthday party. The National Enquirer says Lindsay told the other guests, 'I drove them all mad wandering around completely naked. They kept telling me to quit, but it was so much fun to tease all those boys. I just couldn't stop it!' However, Lindsay isn't too thrilled about that hacker getting into her computer and stealing naked pictures of her. Lindsay wrote on her internet message board that her lawyer knows about it and if she ever finds out who hacked in, "he is in big s**t."

Calum Best
The one time boyfriend of Lindsay Lohan and the guy who took the naked photos of her, Calum Best, has dumped her because he thinks she's too boring now that she's sober. You may remember that back in May the two were both staying at the SoHo Grand, although they had separate rooms. There's now a story going around about the concierge at the hotel, who's known as the Provider. He takes care of all the VIP guests and is known for being able to come through with anything. Best called down and requested cigarettes and he delivered them to Best's room. Lindsay wasn't there, but two models were and they were playing strip truth-or-dare. Apparently feeling the more the merrier, they ordered the Provider to join them. Since he didn't know where he was allowed to draw the line with VIP requests, he joined in.

Kate Moss
Supermodel Kate Moss wants ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty to return two videotapes they made together. They often had a video camera handy and some of the clips have already surfaced online, including one of Doherty singing to a half-naked Moss. Apparently the tapes contain much more embarrassing footage and Kate is worried that somewhere down the line a desperate Doherty might sell them to support his drug habit.

Esai Morales
Former "NYPD Blue" star Esai Morales has written an open letter to his fans on his MySpace page in response to that lawsuit filed by his former live-in girlfriend, who claims he sexually assaulted her and gave her herpes. In the letter, Esai says he can't say too much because of pending litigation, but that the accusations are false and that he will prove his innocence in court.

Eddie Murphy and Mel B.
It looks like there's a major headache in Eddie Murphy's future as Scary Spice Mel B. is about to get even scarier. She's hired pit bull attorney Gloria Allred to represent her in her paternity suit against Murphy.

Laila Ali and Curtis Conway
Boxing champ and Dancing with the Stars finalist Laila Ali married retired NFL player Curtis Conway in L.A. on Sunday. Some 200 guests were on hand, including Laila's father, Muhammad Ali. The couple met two years ago when Conway hosted a small get together at his house, which Ali attended with a friend. Conway proposed last Thanksgiving.

Britney Spears
A simple shopping trip turned into a melee for Britney Spears yesterday. When Britney dropped into the Lisa Kline clothing store in Beverly Hills, her bodyguard tried to clear a path from her car to the store, but the paparazzi went nuts, pushing and shoving to try and get pictures, because we all know how seldom the photographers have a chance to shoot Britney. The shoving match prompted a call to the police, although the situation had calmed down by the time they arrived. No one was injured, but a $4,000 flower bed in front of the store was trampled and the bodyguard's shirt was torn.

Matt Dillon
Don't look for Matt Dillon to get any favorable coverage from gossip website TMZ.com anytime soon. Dillon approached a TMZ photographer in New York over the weekend and smacked the crap out of his camera. Dillon's rep claims the photographer kept hassling him, while TMZ says their photographer shot him from the other side of the street.

Kelly Clarkson
It looks like Kelly Clarkson is trying to make nice with music mogul Clive Davis. Kelly writes on her website, "A lot has been made in the press about my relationship with Clive. Much of this has been blown way out of proportion and taken out of context. Contrary to recent characterizations in the press, I'm well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time. He has been a key advisor and has been an important force in my success to date. He has also given me respect by releasing my new album when he was not obligated to do so." Of course, many of the characterizations in the press were direct quotes from Kelly.

Flavor Flav
There's one line you won't hear on the upcoming celebrity roast of Flavor Flav. Jimmy Kimmel was at the microphone talking about how Flav has several children with several different women, and said that "Chris Benoit is a better father than you." A staff member of the website TMZ.com was sitting next to two censors for the network who laughed while shaking their heads "no." You can see what's left after the editing on August 12th on Comedy Central.

Paris Hilton
The last stop for Paris Hilton before the slammer was the MTV Movie Awards where hostess Sarah Silverman ripped on her pretty good. Sarah now says she's sorry about it. Hilton squirmed as the crowd chuckled and Sarah now says, "I thought, 'She's got to know there's going to be a joke about her,' so I went for it. But then I looked down and saw a man in her face with a camera. I was there to be funny and I was, but that doesn't mean I can't feel bad about it." Paris reportedly called her a couple of choice names to friends, but now says, "She's a funny comedian and hopefully she won't be as mean the next time she sees me."

Nicky Hilton
Nicky Hilton has purchased what's described as a relatively modest house in the Hollywood Hills. It's a 4,000-sq.-ft., three-bedroom, 1940s-vintage traditional-style home, with four and a half bathrooms, a combination office-gym, a family room for entertaining and a "nondescript" swimming pool. No word on what they consider an immodest house, but this one set Nicky back $3 million.

Maggie Gyllenhaal
It might not be a good idea to invite Maggie Gyllenhaal and Katie Holmes to the same party for awhile. Maggie is taking over Holmes' role in the next Batman movie and says, "I'm not walking into Katie Holmes' performance. I'm thinking of it as an opportunity to play somebody who's alive and smart. Chris (Nolan the director) asked me to do this because he wanted me, not because he wants some generic lady in a dress."

Donald Trump
Donald Trump is going to give you another piece of his mind. His next book will be out this fall and it's called "Think Big and Kick Butt — in Business and Life." In the book, Trump tells readers how and why one has to be aggressive in business and in life in order to succeed on both levels. Trump will discuss his thoughts on passion, basic instincts, getting lucky, revenge and prenuptial agreements.