March 30th, 2007

Paris Hilton
Could Paris Hilton once again be jail bait? When Paris was pulled over one night last month after cops saw her speeding down Sunset Boulevard without her headlights on, they also discovered she was driving on a suspended license. That was the result of her DUI arrest last September. At the time, Paris claimed that she didn't know that her license was suspended. The city attorney begs to differ and says they can prove it. They want Hilton's probation revoked and that could mean 90 days in the slammer.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have hammered out a final divorce deal. The buzz is that K-Fed will walk away with about $1 million and they'll share custody of their two children. Meanwhile, in a dubious honor for Britney, she was voted the most unhealthy celebrity in an online poll. Britney got a whopping 81 percent of the vote, with Lindsay Lohan a distant second at 14 percent.

Courtney Love
Believe it or not, Courtney Love seems to have gotten her act together and even whipped her body into bikini shape. Photos of Courtney have hit the Internet showing her slimmed down and wearing a two-piece swimsuit on the beach. In a post on her MoonWashedRose.com website she writes that she "lost 44 pounds with 6 more maybe 11 more to go." Her secret was a macrobiotic diet, eating lots of vegetables and fish, and doing yoga and exercise.

Anna Nicole Smith
There was a legal victory for Howard K. Stern yesterday as he managed to temporarily delay the inquest into Daniel Smith's death. The judge has put the inquest on hold for at least two weeks after Stern's lawyer argued the law allowing the inquest was flawed, because it was impossible to impanel a fair and impartial jury given the publicity surrounding the deaths of Anna Nicole Smith and her son. Stern will now take the case to the Supreme Court of the Bahamas to try and have the inquest permanently blocked.

Chris Rock
During a recent interview, Chris Rock said that his biggest fear was a woman from his past showing up and saying: "This is your baby!" Guess what? Yes, a former girlfriend has come forward claiming Chris is the father of her 13-year-old son and that the boy suffers from seizures. 35-year-old Kali Bowyer says she wants Rock to take a DNA test, not only for the boatload of money, but because if Rock turns out to be the father, his medical history may help with the boy's treatments. Bowyer filed court papers two weeks ago in Georgia, requesting that Rock take a paternity test and pay child support, medical coverage and attorney fees. If you want the dirt, she says the first time they slept together was on her 21st birthday and they had six or eight such encounters.

Wesley Snipes
Congratulations to Wesley Snipes and his wife Nikki, who welcomed their third child, son Alimayu Moa-T on Monday. Both mom and baby are doing fine.

Michael Jackson
That woman who has repeatedly claimed to be the mother of Michael Jackson's three children is back again. Nona Paris Lola Jackson has filed papers claiming Michael's marriage to Debbie Rowe was never consummated and that she delivered his three children by "water birth," because she is "technically an herbalist." She's challenging the paternity agreement reached by Jackson and Rowe and is seeking shared physical custody of Jackson's three children, as well as child support and the deed to Neverland Ranch. In other Jacko news, his spokesperson says Michael is "a little bit under the weather," but did not go to the hospital to be treated for pneumonia as was reported. It also looks like Michael could be heading out on tour. Invitations have gone out to a celebration for Jackson's upcoming "Live Forever" tour, taking place at the Luxor hotel in Las Vegas on June 10th. The invitation also says there will be a two-hour meet and greet session after the performance.

Balthazar Getty
Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty and his wife Rosetta are expecting their fourth baby. Getty says, "Obviously, I can make babies." Ironically, the same can't be said for his Brothers & Sisters character, whose wife's pregnancy was the result of sperm donations from his brothers.

Penelope Cruz and Josh Hartnett
It looks like Penelope Cruz may have someone else to play grab ass with besides Salma Hayek. Cruz was recently spotted with actor Josh Hartnett at L.A. restaurant The Little Door. In Touch magazine reports "They were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing."

Victoria Beckham
A tabloid is asking Victoria Beckham to cover up when she moves to Los Angeles this summer because they're sick of seeing her nipples. Us Weekly wrote her an open letter saying, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do. It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid Tom Cruise - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby David Beckham might mistake for soccer ball bags."

Sean "Diddy" Combs
Apparently Diddy likes to diddy at a leisurely pace. Rapper Sean "Diddy" Combs says that when he recently visited Paris with his girlfriend Kim Porter, they went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then it was off to his suite where they had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while they were at it. Diddy says, "As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time." Long, maybe; permanently, no. Despite his romantic feelings towards Porter, Diddy says he "would love to get married" but he "isn't ready yet."

Tori Spelling
Don't cry for Tori Spelling. While she went around saying that she got short changed in her father Aaron's will, brother Randy says that's not the case. Randy says that he and his sister received the same inheritance from their father and that Tori was not stiffed due to her feud with her mother.

George Clooney
You may have seen that video clip on the Internet showing director David O. Russell berating actress Lily Tomlin on the set of "I Heart Huckabees," and her having a subsequent meltdown. Everyone has been wondering who leaked it and the fingers have been pointing at George Clooney. That's because they reportedly had a physical altercation during the filming of "Three Kings" and they're not on the best of terms. However, Clooney said in a statement. "Contrary to popular opinion, neither the sound man, Ed Tise, nor yours truly sent in the David O. Russell tape. I saw it when we were working on 'Ocean's Twelve,' and there have been quite a few copies traveling around town for the last couple of years. Any rumor that either of us put it on the Internet is simply false. And I'd offer a million bucks to anyone who would prove otherwise."

John Ratzenberger
John Ratzenberger was dancing on air when "Dancing with the Stars" called him to replace "Sopranos" actor Vincent Pastore. However, the National Enquirer's Mike Walker reports that the air was soon let out of his balloon. Ratzenberger called his former Cheers co-stars Ted Danson, Woody Harrelson and George Wendt to rub it in, only to have them tell him that they'd been asked to do the show ever since season one, but turned the offers down.

Bam Margera
He supposedly slept with Jessica Simpson and got married on his own reality show, but does Bam Margera have a secret thing for Lance Bass? On the wall of the garage at his Pennsylvania home is a mural of outed boy band singer and astronaut wanna-be. The portrait shows Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling and holding his helmet. In the background is a space shuttle rising into orbit on a giant rainbow.

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